Welcome to all who enter Saint Margaret Mary Church! Bear in mind it is the House of God. Silence is requested.

 

By using the Community of Saint Margaret Mary Alacoque Roman Catholic Church website, you are agreeing to comply with and be bound by the Terms of Use of L.A.M.B.: Love God. Love your neighbor.

Personally identifiable information is collected to identify the target who requested a free rosary; to identify the target who requested new parishionership with the Community of Saint Margaret Mary Alacoque Roman Catholic Church; to identify a visitor for proper counter statistics from eXTReMe Tracking.com; and to identify the target who requested sales in association with Amazon.com®.

The personally identifiable information is used only to mail a free rosary to the identified target; to submit the request of a target, who wants to be a Community of Saint Margaret Mary Alacoque Roman Catholic Church parishioner, to the presiding parish priest for processing; to record the page counter visitor statistics on eXTReMe Tracking.com; and to assist Amazon.com® in any endeavor to fulfill a sales order.

The information gathered will not be shared with anyone other than the Webmaster who processes the requests for Free Rosaries; the presiding Community of Saint Margaret Mary Alacoque Roman Catholic Church Priest and/or the presiding Community of Saint Margaret Mary Alacoque Roman Catholic Church Secretary who process(es) the New Parishioner information; and the associates at Amazon.com® who seek to expedite the order of any person who submitted their personally identifiable information. eXTReMe Tracking.com records statistical aggregates and not necessarily personally identifiable information. All personally identifiable information gathered by will be discarded after any exchange fulfillment.

Unless otherwise stated, all transmission of personally identifiable information are electronically secured, with the sole exception of electronic mail.

You may not reproduce, copy, or redistribute (for non-profit or for sale) the Saint Margaret Mary Church Website, individual elements of the website word-arrangement, or the Saint Margaret Mary Church Website "salvific-exchange shishkabob" logo or other site logos without the expressed written permission of the L.A.M.B.©, unless it is only one copy solely for personal perusal and edification.

This site IS NOT subjected to an active E-Imprimatur or E-Nihil Obstat (censures witnessing to a clarion stature of a work found to be devoid of moral or spiritual disorder); however, the L.A.M.B.© consists of religious Catholic Brothers, Sisters, and Lay People who designed the SMM site to conform to, by the best of their collaborative abilities and knowledge, the doctrines and teachings of the Holy Roman Catholic Church. In this regard, the Catholic and catholic information e-disseminated herein is found to be clear of any moral or spiritual disorder (excluding linked sites) by the L.A.M.B.©. The L.A.M.B.© is not an organ of the Catholic Church but an independent, lay, journalistic project of Catholics of Saint Margaret Mary Church, and neighboring parishioners of other Catholic churches, to serve the online, global catholic community, especially the Catholic parishioners of Saint Margaret Mary Church. Opinions linked to from the L.A.M.B. are those of the individual writers and do not necessarily represent the opinion of the L.A.M.B., though we consider that the material will be of interest to our visitors. All articles and stories linked to from L.A.M.B. are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works. Moreover, the L.A.M.B. declares possessing no intention of attributing anything other than human authority to any recorded electronic witness of faith, hope, and charity, unless it has been confirmed by the Holy Roman Catholic Church and the Apostolical See, of which the L.A.M.B. declares itself to be an obedient steward. Therefore, the L.A.M.B. submits itself and all that has been recorded electronically onto this domain and within this website to her judgment (excluding linked sites).

The L.A.M.B. will not knowingly tolerate or promote heresy; schisms; licentiousness; racism; political skewery; abortion (social, physical, or mental); "sacerdotal tangendental obtusity;" multi-level marketing; euthanasia; philosophical stances for the primacy of self-love; Roman-Catholic-church-unapproved, private revelations; verbal and written inter-diocesan acts of segregation; divorce (social, physical, or mental); libelious conduct; electronic plagarism; anti-sacrament and anti-sacramental behavior; electronic sales of mailing lists, legal and illegal narcotics, uncooked pierogis, uncooked beef, vegetable, pork, or chicken tamales, or uncooked Cincinnati Chili from any SMM society which raises money for SMM church; infant/child/adolescent/adult/necromaniacal/extraterrestrial pornography; beastiality; incest; physical violence; violations of copyright, trademark, and registered marks; or anyone or any group who does! However, we do reserve the right to the liberal application of reconciliation towards any known offender who violates our non-toleration and non-promotion stance.

If you have purchased edibles by online order, your personally identifiable information will be deleted after processing your order. If you have purchased edibles from any SMM society by online order, please note this disclaimer: Contents of baked goods, pierogis, tamales, or Cincinnati Chili may settle during pick-up. Use only as directed. Pierogis, tamales, and Cincinnati Chili are freshest if eaten before date on wrapper. Sale items subject to change without notice. Times of Bake Sales approximate. Items sanitized for your protection. You need not be present to win any Altar and Rosary or Guadalupanas raffle item. May be hazardous to health if consumed in excessive quantities as some Bake Sale cakes contain liquor. Price does not include taxes. No Canadian, Mexican, or other foreign money; payment due in USD. Do not fold, spindle or mutilate raffle stubs to ensure quick verification. This supersedes all previous notices.

Personally identifiable information may be collected upon visiting sites linked from all pages of cosmm.com which recognize Virtual Reality Time and time according to the respective zone. To solve the difficulty encountered by online virtual communities coordinating the time of public events, whose members live all over the world in many different time zones, The Community of Saint Margaret Mary Alacoque Roman Catholic Church recognizes and lists all events in Virtual Reality Time (VRT) unless otherwise indicated in the St. Margaret Mary Church Bulletin. Virtual Reality Time is a convention agreed upon by members of various virtual communities around the globe as the new standard time to be used for events. VRT is actually equivalent to the "Mid-Atlantic" time zone, which is GMT minus two hours. VRT DOES NOT RECOGNIZE DAYLIGHT-SAVING TIME TO BE CONSISTENT TO EVERYONE AROUND THE GLOBE.

This supersedes all previous privacy statements.

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UPDATED: Sunday, July 11, 2004